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2024-07-12 21:24:26
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Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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cmconseils@mastodon.social
Well, it looks like Matilda Jones, aged 7, is the new ruler of Britain, sorry I don't make the rules.
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2024-07-12 21:26:22
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int%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...)
nrmacdonald@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
England, only England
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2024-07-12 22:36:01
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phosphorious
Phosphorous@zirk.us
@cmconseils
She has my vote.
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2024-07-12 22:39:25
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EaterOfSnacks
eaterofsnacks@tilde.zone
@cmconseils
If her march on Buck House takes her past here I'll join in. The house of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (Windsor Branch) has had its day.
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2024-07-12 22:42:01
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The Fresh Beets
TheFreshBeets@ravenation.club
@cmconseils
That was 7 years ago, BTW. I wonder how much better they'd be if she actually was installed as their ruler? 😂 🤔
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2024-07-12 22:52:26
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MarkRDavid
MarkRDavid@wandering.shop
@cmconseils
This is the most adorable news I've received this week. 😂
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2024-07-12 22:54:33
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TrèsFluke
darrenmorin@mstdn.ca
@cmconseils
Get ready for ice cream for breakfast!
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2024-07-12 22:57:17
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kolya
kolya@social.cologne
@cmconseils
Little girls finding swords in ponds is no basis for a system of government.
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2024-07-12 23:02:10
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Bezekium 🐕 🎮 🎵 🎓 ⚽ 🚲
bezekium@nrw.social
https://nrw.social/system/media_attachments/files/112/775/536/948/775/647/original/dcfe1b63576d6959.mp4
@cmconseils
Picture of King (now Prince) Charles winking in disbelief
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2024-07-12 23:08:05
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Doreen32128 ready to rumble!
Doreen32128@universeodon.com
@cmconseils
Long live the Queen!
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2024-07-12 23:12:49
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Kierkmas, merry-ish
Kierkegaanks@beige.party
@cmconseils
can’t do worse
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2024-07-12 23:24:06
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Biontechnisierter 🐡 :fckafd:
fugeldich@nrw.social
@cmconseils
Long may she reign.
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2024-07-12 23:34:29
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Deborah Makarios
DMakarios@theres.life
@cmconseils
We're coming up on 900 years since the last time a Matilda became Lady of the English. She was never crowned Queen, though, possibly because she didn't go paddling in the right pools.
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2024-07-12 23:40:27
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xs4me2
xs4me2@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
A prophecy fulfilled…
The knight of the sleepy rabbit!
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2024-07-12 23:50:21
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Rico
rick1960@newsie.social
@cmconseils
Did she get help from Merlin?
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2024-07-12 23:57:15
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RRB
rrb@infosec.exchange
@cmconseils
could have saved you 14 years of tories
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2024-07-13 00:04:23
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Doctor LURK
doctorLURK@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
honestly, it's about time the Brits had a Queen Matilda.
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2024-07-13 00:23:41
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Allgeier
allgeier@sueden.social
@cmconseils
I'm afraid Britain has been much worse governed.
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2024-07-13 00:34:35
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Mat B
TwoClownsEating@beige.party
@cmconseils
Thank fuck. Finally a viable and legitimate leader for a change.
*Takes the knee*
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2024-07-13 00:41:41
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AntifAb
AbBuus@mastodon.nl
@cmconseils
Well, that must be a relieve of burden for the now ruling royals. Retirement at last. 😎
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2024-07-13 00:53:58
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Sordid Amok!
SordidAmok@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
I'm sure she'll be a lot more popular than the last guy
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2024-07-13 00:59:52
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C.S.Strowbridge
csstrowbridge@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
I used to say, "Keep the monarchy, but put the corgis in charge."
Well screw that, Matilda is my Queen. All hail Matilda.
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2024-07-13 01:00:48
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Inkican
inkican@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
Small women finding swords in ponds is a perfect basis for a system of government.
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2024-07-13 01:01:29
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Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
Unabart@dobbs.town
@cmconseils
That was a weird, but pretty rad, movie.
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2024-07-13 01:31:28
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GhostOnTheHalfShell
GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai
@cmconseils
I think that's cool. Crown her immediately!
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2024-07-13 01:36:11
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Thee Mighty Pec-Yule-ia 💀
lydialurch@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
She is The One. 👑
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2024-07-13 01:38:02
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SteveBologna
SteveBologna@mstdn.social
@cmconseils
I’m sure she’s more capable than the last administration
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2024-07-13 01:49:43
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thepoliticalcat
thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
I, for one, am glad to welcome our new Overlady. All hail, Matilda!
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2024-07-13 02:57:33
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Richard K :blobcatverified:
RichSPK@tech.lgbt
@cmconseils
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/schoolgirl-finds-four-foot-sword-419611
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2024-07-13 03:28:30
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@Arapalla has moved
Arapalla@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
Inconceivable!
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2024-07-13 03:48:03
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abracadabra holmes
nosmaharba@mastodon.world
@cmconseils
1st thought: 'check the sword for an artist's mark. There's probably replicas in every mud puddle across europe.'
2nd Thought: 'f*ck it. All hail the Bunny Queen'
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2024-07-13 04:08:35
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Zagone
zagone@toot.community
@cmconseils
Will Her Majesty please consider taking control of America? We need her Grace.
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2024-07-13 04:13:01
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Raven Luni
RavenLuni@furry.engineer
@cmconseils
Thats not even a real sword. Also that post is at least a few years old.
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2024-07-13 04:15:43
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Mystery Lorbs
lowies@mstdn.ca
@cmconseils
Girl Power! 🥰
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2024-07-13 04:15:59
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John Timaeus
johntimaeus@infosec.exchange
@cmconseils
Looks more qualified than any politician or royal I've seen bouncing around lately.
Also probably less corrupt, and more educated.
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2024-07-13 04:46:27
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punIssuer
punissuer@universeodon.com
@cmconseils
#altText4you
screenshot of a news article:
Schoolgirl finds sword in Cornish lake where Arthur left Excalibur
Mathilda Jones, aged seven, was paddling waist-deep in Dozmary Pool on Bodmin Moor when she came across the blade
(Photo of Matilda Jones on grass holding a sword that's a bit taller than she is)
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2024-07-13 06:05:06
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nachtet
nachtet@norden.social
@cmconseils
https://allthatsinteresting.com/truth-behind-excalibur
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2024-07-13 06:33:31
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Thorn Avery 🥀
thorn@avery.garden
@cmconseils
yoo Britian redemption arc?
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2024-07-13 06:54:35
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Carolyn
CStamp@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
"“She was only waist deep when she said she could see a sword,” Matilda’s father, Paul Jones, who was with her at the time of the discovery, told the Star.
“I told her not to be silly and it was probably a bit of fencing, but when I looked down I realized it was a sword. It was just there laying flat on the bottom of the lake,” he said."
:)
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sword-found-in-excalibur-lake_n_59ae946ee4b0b5e53100b997
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2024-07-13 07:35:12
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Word of Mouth 🍄 :emacs:
notroot@notroot.online
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
All hail Matilda.
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2024-07-13 07:46:15
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Videospielgeschichten
vsg_DE@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
can you please mention the source of that information?
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2024-07-13 07:49:25
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Raven Onthill
ravenonthill@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
https://allthatsinteresting.com/truth-behind-excalibur
She'd be 14 now. I wonder what she's doing with her life?
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2024-07-13 08:57:58
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Susanne Lilith
susannelilith@rheinneckar.social
@cmconseils
Finally a young head of government! 👧
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2024-07-13 09:07:36
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Moved
Outinthehills@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
little girls paddling in ponds finding swords is no basis for a system of government 😎
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2024-07-13 09:11:12
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Fish Id Wardrobe
fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk
@cmconseils
I wonder how Matilda is doing? She must be at least 15 now. (And, no, just 'cos it's an old story doesn't mean you shouldn't repost. It's brilliant.)
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2024-07-13 09:52:18
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Martin Seeger
masek@infosec.exchange
@cmconseils
She has my sword!
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2024-07-13 10:13:44
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ulibeudgen2
ulibeudgen2@piraten-partei.social
@cmconseils
she should rise it to make the picture more impressive … 😇 Sorry, need to say it in german: „Kinder an die Macht!!!“
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2024-07-13 10:17:49
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Max™
maxthyme@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
Eksu-CALIBERRRRR!
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2024-07-13 10:20:09
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Ben Todd
monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org
@cmconseils
All hail Matilda II!👸
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2024-07-13 10:29:48
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In Search of a Better World
CrypticMirror@mstdn.social
@cmconseils
All Hail our new cute overlord, I pledge my arms to her cause.
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2024-07-13 10:52:02
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Xyrop
Xyrop@framapiaf.org
@cmconseils
all hail the once and future queen!
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2024-07-13 10:52:26
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Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸
maikel@vmst.io
@cmconseils
reading all (and I mean all) the replies to this post is no wonder LLM can give "credible" replies. Most people replied the same exact words over and over and over and over and over.
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2024-07-13 11:07:36
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meriksson
meriksson@swecyb.com
@cmconseils
Hate the game, not the player!
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2024-07-13 12:13:29
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ppk 🇪🇺
ppk@front-end.social
@cmconseils
Sorry, you misunderstand. She's the new Lady of the Lake.
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2024-07-13 12:30:42
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Matthew Langham
silentpenguin@mastodon.social
Any hopes Matilda’s has of becoming queen are on hold for now, however, as her family believe the sword is only about 20 or 30 years old. Mr Jones said: “I don't think it's particularly old. It's probably an old film prop.”
That’s what THEY want you to believe. Wonder what has happened in the 7 years since the article was written…. Oh right, all that…
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2024-07-13 12:41:04
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bison ✅
bison@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
this is a bit old now, but we have a new queen i guess looks like we got a new queen
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/schoolgirl-excalibur-king-arthur-lake-discover-dozmary-pool-cornwall-bodmin-moor-matilda-jones-doncaster-a7930881.html
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2024-07-13 13:15:15
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Carl
carl@chaos.social
@cmconseils
That is hilarious :-)
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2024-07-13 15:00:16
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Odradek
Odradek@chaos.social
@cmconseils
for modern checks and balances let's ask lordprotector larry just to be sure.
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2024-07-13 15:33:34
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Ryek Darkener
_RyekDarkener_@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
Could be worse.
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2024-07-13 15:52:37
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Kat (post-Hallowe'en edition)
KatS@chaosfem.tw
@cmconseils
Seconded. Let's do it.
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2024-07-13 16:26:37
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🇺🇦 haxadecimal
brouhaha@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is starting to sound like a better basis for a system of government than the others we've tried.
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2024-07-13 16:29:01
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Paco Ho Ho Hope 🎄
paco@infosec.exchange
@cmconseils
That was 2017 and they STILL haven’t crowned her.
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2024-07-13 16:42:34
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Birk Marold
Birk_lab@fediscience.org
@cmconseils
curious, the g in schoolgirl doesnt seem to fit the rest of the font. first thougth was AI? but clearly isnt made up. curious font though.
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2024-07-13 17:47:17
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Murray Mitchell
murraymitchell@mastodon.scot
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I’m sure she’ll do a better job than Chuck III.
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2024-07-13 18:42:21
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Cary Bass-Deschenes
bastique@mastodon.sdf.org
@cmconseils
@AlisonW
surely this is what happens with the glaciers melting 😆
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2024-07-13 18:48:30
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Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 🕐 CET
shaedrich@mastodon.online
@cmconseils
May her reign outlive a lettuce.
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2024-07-13 20:44:50
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MostlyTato
MostlyTato@mstdn.social
@cmconseils
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/schoolgirl-finds-four-foot-sword-419611
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2024-07-13 21:22:21
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Archie
Archie8@mastodonapp.uk
@cmconseils
All hail Matilda
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2024-07-13 21:39:39
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Zorro Notorious MEB 🪷🪷🪷
AlgoCompSynth@universeodon.com
@cmconseils
Long Live Queen Matilda!
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2024-07-13 21:51:54
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schnedan
schnedan@social.tchncs.de
@cmconseils
Heil to the King!
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2024-07-13 22:00:50
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Der Alte vom Berg
wolli@social.cologne
@cmconseils
hail to the queen
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2024-07-13 22:25:34
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Martin Kostera
martin@libera.site
#^
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/schoolgirl-finds-four-foot-sword-419611
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2024-07-13 22:27:00
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Jima :Compromise_bi_flag:
jima@mspsocial.net
@cmconseils
@yojimbo
Err. Did she meet the Lady of the Lake, or is SHE the Lady of the Lake? 🤔
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2024-07-14 03:11:02
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jbhughes
jbhughes@flipboard.social
@cmconseils
Long live Her Majesty Matilda I.
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2024-07-14 03:30:21
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Catherine Schmidt
lillyfinch@mstdn.social
@cmconseils
😹I needed this tonight….sn American living an American nightmare.
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2024-07-14 08:06:46
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Andrew Woods
awoodsnet@phpc.social
@cmconseils
Arthur was a young king. So let’s give her a shot. If she lasts longer than Liz Truss, something amazing might happen.
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2024-07-14 10:12:58
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Dieu
hllizi@hespere.de
@cmconseils
the country has seen much, much, much worse. Give it a shot.
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2024-07-14 13:02:55
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Jayne :wales_flag:🇪🇺🏳️🌈
TCMuffin@toot.wales
@cmconseils
It's thought to be a film prop and only about 30 years old:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-7-finds-4ft-sword-11106508
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2024-07-14 16:44:32
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Lee
tleekeene@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
Hail to the queen
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2024-07-14 17:02:26
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mirabilos
mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org
@cmconseils
can’t be worse than the alternatives
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2024-07-14 18:22:13
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Tobias
catdad@ohai.social
@cmconseils
"Come and see the violence inherent in the comments!" /j
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2024-07-14 18:44:12
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The Animal and the Machine
taatm@mathstodon.xyz
@cmconseils
@aleen
I’m down with that.
God save Queen Matilda!
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2024-07-14 20:36:49
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Happy Milk
happymilk@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
I know that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government, but you can make an exception, can't you?
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2024-07-14 22:48:55
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cλémentd
clementd@framapiaf.org
@cmconseils
School girls searching in ponds, distributing swords looks like a good basis for a system of government
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2024-07-14 23:52:50
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Hugo 雨果
whynothugo@fosstodon.org
@cmconseils
Long live the queen!
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2024-07-15 12:04:00
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ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘
anne_twain@theblower.au
@cmconseils
God bless Queen Matilda. 👑
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2024-07-15 13:05:45
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Steve
Justice30@universeodon.com
@cmconseils
Long live Queen Matilda!
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2024-07-15 15:03:24
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Ross of Ottawa
ottaross@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
she didn't get the memo about the anarcho-syndicalist commune?
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2024-07-15 15:35:48
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Joosep-Georg :mastodon: 🇪🇪
jgj@est.social
@cmconseils
Oh, that's something new... Only 7 year old news...
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2024-07-15 18:18:50
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Jenkins instance 🐶🐾
jjenkins101201@infosec.exchange
@cmconseils
@TheGibson
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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2024-07-15 19:28:19
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Chuck
ChuckMcManis@chaos.social
@cmconseils
That or she is the new lady of the lake right?
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2024-07-16 13:46:38
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mafe en españa
mafe@layer8.space
@cmconseils
Yes, bring the world "God save the Queen" back!
Neither is Charles a Queen nor is Olaf Scholz a Bundeskanzlerin.
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2024-07-16 14:02:21
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Alexandre B A Villares 🐍
villares@ciberlandia.pt
@cmconseils
I bet she's way better than Charles
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2024-07-16 17:30:23
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MarioSchalkeFan19
MarioQ04@f-ckendehoelle.de
@cmconseils
Die Story ist sieben Jahre alt! Die Royals haben für SIEBEN JAHRE unrechtmäßig den Thron besetzt gehalten!
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2024-07-16 17:30:25
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JJ Krawczyk
JJKrawczyk@mastodon.social
@cmconseils
Hey Charles, William, and all you other pretenders: you are hearby evicted. All hail Queen Matilda!
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2024-07-17 20:05:44
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Michael Bacon
MichaelTBacon@social.coop
@cmconseils
From 2017 and unfortunately it's not Excalibur, but a sword thrown into the lake in the 80s by a dude that was big into neopaganism.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/truth-behind-excalibur
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2025-01-31 22:58:34
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Dan Morgan :ksu:
DanMorgan@vmst.io
https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/925/207/580/353/812/original/e79d4c70f410d96c.mp4
@cmconseils
Obligatory gif.
monty python england GIF
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2025-01-31 23:43:11
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Kirsty
Kirsty@theblower.au
@cmconseils
I thought she had to pull it from a stone.
I have no citation for this: people (in whatever time frame that was) threw their deceased loved ones swords into lakes. So there’s loads of them.
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